10 reasons NOT to call a Locksmith

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LaRue Medlin

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Top 10 Reasons NOT to call a Locksmith

1. Your Crazy Ex would never use their spare key

2. Who needs padlocks? You have zip ties

3. You think Bumping Locks is a new band

4. You believe your poodle is enough security

5. You dont want a safe because shoe boxes are free

6. You like plastic and duck tape as your passenger side window

7. Youre OK protecting your $5,000 Plasma TV with a $5 lock

8. No one would ever think to look under the welcome mat for your spare key

9. Your buddy is great with a coat hanger

10. You dont need an extra key because your spouse enjoys letting you in at 3am

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