shawn stonbraker 2
Well-Known Member
Here are 10 things to ponder for 2006. The #1 reason I think really needs to be looked into.
>> Number 10
>> Life is sexually transmitted.
>>
>> Number 9
>> Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
>>can die.
>>
>> Number 8
>> Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
>>without an erection, make him a sandwich.
>>
>> Number 7
>> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day ; teach a
>>person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>>
>> Number 6
>> Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
>>anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the
>>stairs.
>>
>> Number 5
>> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in
>>hospitals dying of nothing.
>>
>> Number 4
>> All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
>>attention to criticism.
>>
>> Number 3
>> Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
>>and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>>
>> Number 2
>> In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The
>>world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
>>
>> AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN 2006:
>> We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located
>>among the millions And millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
>>clue as to
>> where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are
>>located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
>>immigration.
>> Number 10
>> Life is sexually transmitted.
>>
>> Number 9
>> Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
>>can die.
>>
>> Number 8
>> Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
>>without an erection, make him a sandwich.
>>
>> Number 7
>> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day ; teach a
>>person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>>
>> Number 6
>> Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
>>anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the
>>stairs.
>>
>> Number 5
>> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in
>>hospitals dying of nothing.
>>
>> Number 4
>> All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
>>attention to criticism.
>>
>> Number 3
>> Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
>>and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>>
>> Number 2
>> In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The
>>world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
>>
>> AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN 2006:
>> We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located
>>among the millions And millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
>>clue as to
>> where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are
>>located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
>>immigration.
