A serious Acident...........

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EddieS'04

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It was a pretty serious auto accident. Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt, his face smashed into the windshield.



In a strange twist of fate, he wasn't seriously injured, but something rather bizarre happened:



The cracked glass pinched his right eyelid and, when he bounced back, ripped the eyelid off. Unfortunately, the tissue wasn't saved for reattachment.



At the hospital, plastic surgeons weren't sure how to repair it. Skin grafts wouldn't do the trick, since plain skin isn't thick enough for the job. Then one of the surgeons noticed he wasn't circumcised. The thick, elastic skin there would be just the ticket!



Sure enough, the operation was a success and the new eyelid works just as intended!



But the true measure of success in any plastic surgery is: how does it look? It's not quite perfect, doctors say: while it works perfectly, he will forever be ...a little cockeyed.



 
:bwahaha:

There's a follow up joke in there somewhere. Something about the skin going from the one-eyed monster to the two-eyed monster. But it needs some work... :banana:
 
Is that the same as the guy who had a piece of an elephants trunk grafted in place of his hoo-ha? At the dinner table he kept stuffing apples in his butt!
 


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