Bill V
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Stephen Colbert.
And the latest candidate to begin a run for the presidency is....
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Nelson Atwell
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I think Bill Cosby should run. He's actually pretty intelligent and I think most people find him lovable.
I say let Elmur Fudd run.
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Bob Alcaro
Active Member
And another Halloween candidate........
Are you scared yet?
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Are you scared yet?
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Rich Stern
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Thanks, Fred.
Let me kick off my campaign by stating that during my presidency, you will hear these statements, and statements like them, repeatedly:
"It's none of the government's business."
or
"Can we talk about this later? I'm busy firing federal employees. There are a lot of them."
or
"This is my new Senate reform bill, which will require Senators to purchase their own health insurance and fitness club memberships."
or
"I think the former I.R.S. building would make an excellent trash sorting and recycling center."
or
"I don't care what the lobbyists say about their office leases. Jefferson City, Missouri will be an excellent place for the U.S. capitol for the next 4 years. If those boys have long term leases, let them know we might come back to Washington sometime after that.
or
"No child left behind? Is there a field trip visiting the White House this week?"
or
"I support the use of both English and Spanish on federal signs. It's important to be sure illegal immigrants understand our new 'shoot first ask questions later' policy at the border."
or
"I've just finished briefing FEMA on their latest emergency: They are being disbanded. They need a response plan, but I stressed the first step should be packing up their personal belongings."
Let me kick off my campaign by stating that during my presidency, you will hear these statements, and statements like them, repeatedly:
"It's none of the government's business."
or
"Can we talk about this later? I'm busy firing federal employees. There are a lot of them."
or
"This is my new Senate reform bill, which will require Senators to purchase their own health insurance and fitness club memberships."
or
"I think the former I.R.S. building would make an excellent trash sorting and recycling center."
or
"I don't care what the lobbyists say about their office leases. Jefferson City, Missouri will be an excellent place for the U.S. capitol for the next 4 years. If those boys have long term leases, let them know we might come back to Washington sometime after that.
or
"No child left behind? Is there a field trip visiting the White House this week?"
or
"I support the use of both English and Spanish on federal signs. It's important to be sure illegal immigrants understand our new 'shoot first ask questions later' policy at the border."
or
"I've just finished briefing FEMA on their latest emergency: They are being disbanded. They need a response plan, but I stressed the first step should be packing up their personal belongings."
Johnny O
Well-Known Member
Is Pat Paulsen running again? :lol:
(j/k, I know he's dead)
(j/k, I know he's dead)
Kevin Palmer
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Rich, I am ok will your ides with one exception... The firing of the Federal Employees,,, I have a personal vested interest...
Travis Munday
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Coastie, I hear Blackwater is hiring...
Rich Stern
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Keving, making those kinds of statements, I'd probably need extra Secret Service folks. Welcome aboard. Unfortunately, it would be a lot more dangerous for both of us.
Kevin Palmer
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Blackwater or Rich Stern..... Hmmmm.
I can provide protection from afar or near by, so that may be a bonus.
This will take time to figure out.
Will you be visiting exotic places, I really hate to loose that as compared to my present job description?
I can provide protection from afar or near by, so that may be a bonus.
This will take time to figure out.
Will you be visiting exotic places, I really hate to loose that as compared to my present job description?
Bill V
Well-Known Member
...in the center of the motorcade is newly-inaugurated President Stern, driving the first ever bulletproof Ford Sport Trac....
Woppy V
Well-Known Member
i'd rather have had jon stewart run...
TomT
Well-Known Member
Rich, you got my vote. Of course based on all the other candidates running, even Larry the Cable Guy looks good.
Rich, You have my vote. Especially what Bill V said about the bullet proof Ford Explorer Sport Trac w/ all the mods from ZabTeck.
Gavin Allan
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I'm voting for Walken in 2008.
Rich Stern
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Kevin, I figured it out.
I do some of my best thinking when I'm fishing. Therefore, as president, I'll need to fish. A lot.
Since you have specialized skills in waterborne security, you can handle the boat. You can also drive the tow vehicle, the previoulsy suggested UST (up-armored Sport Trac).
Do you think an M60 mounted on the rear seat post will make my 16' aluminum Fisher too unstable? It would look really cool at bass tournaments.
I do some of my best thinking when I'm fishing. Therefore, as president, I'll need to fish. A lot.
Since you have specialized skills in waterborne security, you can handle the boat. You can also drive the tow vehicle, the previoulsy suggested UST (up-armored Sport Trac).
Do you think an M60 mounted on the rear seat post will make my 16' aluminum Fisher too unstable? It would look really cool at bass tournaments.
Kevin Palmer
Well-Known Member
Well, the 25 footer I use has a 50 cal on the front and twin 60's out the back...
I am thinking we can reinforce your bass boat a bit. We had to put twin shocks on the 50 cal even for our Boston Whaler. Now you still feel it but it does not tear too much stuff up...
Sounds good to me Rich, I'll do the security...
Can I bring my own boat????
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I am thinking we can reinforce your bass boat a bit. We had to put twin shocks on the 50 cal even for our Boston Whaler. Now you still feel it but it does not tear too much stuff up...
Sounds good to me Rich, I'll do the security...
Can I bring my own boat????
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