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<blockquote data-quote="Gavin Allan" data-source="post: 983091" data-attributes="member: 60736"><p>Church-bells</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>I will never hear Church-bells ringing again, without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly Grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her Grandparent's home, to visit her 95-year-old Grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her Grandfather had died, her Grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack, while we were making love, on Sunday morning."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Horrified, Katie told her Grandmother that 2-people, nearly 100-years-old, having sex, would surely be asking for trouble.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the Church-bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply "in on the ding and out on the dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive, if the ice-cream truck hadn't come along."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>:banana::banana::banana:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gavin Allan, post: 983091, member: 60736"] Church-bells I will never hear Church-bells ringing again, without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly Grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her Grandparent's home, to visit her 95-year-old Grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her Grandfather had died, her Grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack, while we were making love, on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her Grandmother that 2-people, nearly 100-years-old, having sex, would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the Church-bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply "in on the ding and out on the dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive, if the ice-cream truck hadn't come along." :banana::banana::banana: [/QUOTE]
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