shawn stonbraker 2
Well-Known Member
Here's some humor to lighten up the recent posts.
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated
>golf course, became confused as to where he was on the
>course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of
>him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and
>asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
>
> She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole
>behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
>
> He thanked her and went back to his golf.
>
> On the back nine the same thing happened; and he
>approached her again with the same request.
>
> She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you're a hole behind
>me, so you must be on the 13th hole."
>
> Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
>
> He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he
>saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar.
>
> He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
>
> The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played
>the course often.
>
> He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
>appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in
>the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you
>sell?"
>
> She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."
>
> "No, I won't", he responded
>
> "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for
>Tampax."
>
> With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.
>
> She said, "See I knew you would laugh."
>
> "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied.
>
> "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole
>behind you.
have a good weekend all!!!!
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated
>golf course, became confused as to where he was on the
>course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of
>him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and
>asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
>
> She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole
>behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
>
> He thanked her and went back to his golf.
>
> On the back nine the same thing happened; and he
>approached her again with the same request.
>
> She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you're a hole behind
>me, so you must be on the 13th hole."
>
> Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
>
> He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he
>saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar.
>
> He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
>
> The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played
>the course often.
>
> He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
>appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in
>the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you
>sell?"
>
> She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."
>
> "No, I won't", he responded
>
> "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for
>Tampax."
>
> With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.
>
> She said, "See I knew you would laugh."
>
> "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied.
>
> "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole
>behind you.
have a good weekend all!!!!
