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Kevin Palmer

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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostate exam.

Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.......



The waiting room was filled with patients.



As I approached the receptionist's desk,

I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

I gave her my name.



In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"



All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,

a now very embarrassed man.



But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,

BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
 
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