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SportTrac Discussion
General Sport Trac Discussion
Got flipped the bird by a Ridgeline driver.
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<blockquote data-quote="Gavin Allan" data-source="post: 548257" data-attributes="member: 60736"><p>Yeah, I had my self esteem dick knocked into the dirt this morning by driving my SportTrac. I went down to the local feed store to pickup 200 pounds of fescue seed and 400 pounds of fertilizer for the yard. Anyway, it all started when I backed up to the loading dock and noticed that the SportTrac bumper (4x4 even) was way lower than the dock bumpers, and I couldn't back up like a man and just stop when the bumper hit the dock bumpers like all the other real men in their real pickups could do. I had to carefully back in to get close, but not so close I crushed the tailgate. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Then, I watched as they loaded the other real trucks--they threw the sacks of feed and seed and fertilizer from afar into the other real trucks. When they loaded mine, they carefully lowered the bag and carefully placed it into the bed of my truck, so as not to break anything. One old coot commented how my Trac was really sagging with a few bags of fertilizer in it. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Anyway, I felt pretty low leaving the lot in my Trac, expecially when the sound of all the real trucks with their real diesel engines idling tried to drown out my 285 Adrenaline watts of Quiet Riot's "Cum on Feel the Noiz"...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gavin Allan, post: 548257, member: 60736"] Yeah, I had my self esteem dick knocked into the dirt this morning by driving my SportTrac. I went down to the local feed store to pickup 200 pounds of fescue seed and 400 pounds of fertilizer for the yard. Anyway, it all started when I backed up to the loading dock and noticed that the SportTrac bumper (4x4 even) was way lower than the dock bumpers, and I couldn't back up like a man and just stop when the bumper hit the dock bumpers like all the other real men in their real pickups could do. I had to carefully back in to get close, but not so close I crushed the tailgate. Then, I watched as they loaded the other real trucks--they threw the sacks of feed and seed and fertilizer from afar into the other real trucks. When they loaded mine, they carefully lowered the bag and carefully placed it into the bed of my truck, so as not to break anything. One old coot commented how my Trac was really sagging with a few bags of fertilizer in it. Anyway, I felt pretty low leaving the lot in my Trac, expecially when the sound of all the real trucks with their real diesel engines idling tried to drown out my 285 Adrenaline watts of Quiet Riot's "Cum on Feel the Noiz"... [/QUOTE]
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SportTrac Discussion
General Sport Trac Discussion
Got flipped the bird by a Ridgeline driver.
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