GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE

[Rodger Tellefson]

GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE





Good morning .... At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep.



Beeeeeppp ...



If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.



If you need us to stay with the children, press 2



If you want to borrow the car, press 3



If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4



If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5



If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6



If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7



If you want to come to eat here, press 8



If you need money, press 9



If you are going to invite us to dinner or take us to a restaurant - start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!! :grin:



:supercool:

 

[David Ponder]

:bwahaha:

 

[Bill V]

Man, I wish ANY of those were realistic options with either my parents or my wife's parents. Living 12 hours away from one of them, 3 hours away from the other, and not trusting either of them to care for the kids even if they were local (one set isn't physically capable, the other set isn't mentally capable), and not having any other family members local to us, means it's been a LONG time since we've been able to have an evening without children...