Great quote I heard today !

[Richard L]

Remember, Light travels faster than sound.

Thats why some people might appear to be Bright, until you hear them speak.

:supercool:





...Rich

 

[Mike Dziubina]

aint that the truth:smack:

 

[Kevin Palmer]

That is a good one...



I read in the USA today a few days ago this quote...

"We need Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask."



Regardless of your beliefs, the quote is both funny and mean all in the same moment..

 

[Richard L]

Coastiejoe,

I heard that one too and I think it was attributed to one of the late night talk show hosts ...I think it was Jimmy Fallon.



I laughed so hard at that one I thought I was going to pee my pants..:bwahaha:



...Rich

 

[Kevin Palmer]

Rich, you are right, it was a talk show host. Now that you mention it, I read it in a list of one-liners that USA had put together.



Funny,,,, wrong,,,, but funny... LOL

 

[Shaun Tucker]

Rich,



I love it :banana:

 

[Kevin Lang]

Nice, though it's been around a while.



Ironically, the quote applies to itself. When I saw it, it was funny, but when I said it aloud I started to analyze it, and then it didn't make sense which put a damper on the humor.

 

[Richard L]

KL,

When I saw it, it was funny, but when I said it aloud I started to analyze it, and then it didn't make sense which put a damper on the humor.

Jokes are funnier if you don't Over Analyze them. :bwahaha:



....Rich

 

[WilliamA Schultz]

I think it's hard to beat my dad's,



"he's got a alligator mouth and a hummingbird ass"



of course a shared meaning with "dont let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash" but just so succinct

 

[Kevin Lang]

Dunno about that, I got the original saying, but if someone told me the other one, I'd have NO idea what they meant.



Sounds like an expression a bit more rural than I.