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<blockquote data-quote="Tom Schindler" data-source="post: 543610" data-attributes="member: 56140">A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautifulparrot.&nbsp;&nbsp; There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00 &quot;Why solittle,&quot;she asked the pet&nbsp; storeowner.The owner looked at her and said, &quot;Look, I should tell&nbsp; you firstthat this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimesit says some&nbsp; pretty vulgar stuff.&quot;The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the birdanyway.&nbsp;&nbsp; She took it home, hung the bird&#039;s cage up in her livingroom, and waited for it&nbsp; to say something. The bird looked around theroom, then at her, and said, &quot;New house, new madam.&quot; The woman was abit shocked at the implication, but then thought, That&#039;s really not so bad.&quot;When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw themand said, &quot;New house, new madam, new girls&quot; The girls and thewoman&nbsp; were a bit offended but then began to laugh about thesituation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.Moments later, the woman&#039;s husband Steve came home from work.The bird looked at him and said, &quot;Hi, Steve.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Tom Schindler, post: 543610, member: 56140"] A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00 "Why so little,"she asked the pet storeowner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home, hung the bird's cage up in her living room, and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, That's really not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls" The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Steve came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Steve." [/QUOTE]

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