Joke of the day...

[Bill V]

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little mole hole.



One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"



The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole next to him, sniffs the air and says, "Oh, yum! I smell honey!"



Now baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine, "Geez, all I can smell is.....



MOLASSES ! "



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[EddieS'04]

So a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.



"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"



"Yes, I am."



"Well then, better tell me what you got."



Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."



"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"



"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."



"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"



"Nope."



"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"



"Not a damn thing..."

 

[EddieS'04]

Stuck in a Well

The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.

Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in a well last week."

"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"

"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."

 

[Jerry Gerner 2]

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[David Ponder]

:supercool: :bwahaha:

 

[Kevin Lang]

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