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<blockquote data-quote="Jacob Dryer" data-source="post: 901340" data-attributes="member: 63151"><p>What the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade?</p><p></p><p>Tiger can at least drive a golf ball 300 yards.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>While in the ER, a nurse asked his wife how many times she hit Tiger with the 3-iron.</p><p></p><p>Her response after a small delay was: put me down for a 5.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>What do Tiger Woods and Baby Seals have in common?</p><p></p><p>They are both clubbed by Norwegians</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Ping just signed Elin Nordegren Woods to a massive endorsement contract.</p><p></p><p>Her signature driver will bear the emblem, "The club YOU can beat Tiger with"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Tiger's agent released a statement saying that the gas pedal on his Escalade stuck causing him to wreck.</p><p></p><p>Typical golfer blaming the caddy.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>(There is a running Tiger joke thread on another forum I frequent)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jacob Dryer, post: 901340, member: 63151"] What the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can at least drive a golf ball 300 yards. While in the ER, a nurse asked his wife how many times she hit Tiger with the 3-iron. Her response after a small delay was: put me down for a 5. Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver. What do Tiger Woods and Baby Seals have in common? They are both clubbed by Norwegians Ping just signed Elin Nordegren Woods to a massive endorsement contract. Her signature driver will bear the emblem, "The club YOU can beat Tiger with" Tiger's agent released a statement saying that the gas pedal on his Escalade stuck causing him to wreck. Typical golfer blaming the caddy. (There is a running Tiger joke thread on another forum I frequent) [/QUOTE]
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