Muslim Gay Bar Proposed For NYC

[Johnny O]

This is too good. Or should I say, "Fabulous".

Im raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero mosque



Andy Levy assures me that hes quite serious. Media narrative on the GZ mosque: Shining beacon of liberal values bursting through the overcast skies of American intolerance. Media narrative on the GG gay bar: Dangerous provocation that needlessly inflames cultural tensions in the ostensible service of liberal values.



How very insensitive.



Im announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.



This is not a joke. Ive already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.



As you know, the Muslim faith doesnt look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why Im building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.



The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps but still want to dance.



Not an idea that would play well with Christians or Jews vis-a-vis property adjacent to a church or temple, but oh well: If were going to celebrate tolerance regardless of the sensitivities of the surrounding area, lets celebrate! And the best part? Because, as weve been assured many times, the Park51″ cultural center will be a model of moderation, gay Muslim men dont have to worry about being seen entering Guts establishment. Flaunt it all you want, fellas; youre in Moderate Town, U.S.A., on that block. I look forward to the congratulatory Mike Bloomberg press conference.

 

[EddieS'04]

Needs to post a sign. Hashish and 71 virgins daily. Get both crowds. Process of elimination for HLS and FBI.

 

[Steve McKellop]

Maybe a BBQ on the other side............

 

[Robert Thomas]

I called the suicide hotline and got a guy in Pakistan. He asked me if I could drive a bus.

 

[Mark K 2]

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[Roger Batts]

Steve, a BBQ joint that specializes in pork spare ribs would be perfect! :bwahaha:

 

[Jerry Gerner 2]

Muslims could use more gays, maybe then they'd stop populating.:grin:

 

[EddieS'04]

Jerry, they may be a bunch of them closet gays. I think the ratio is 10 men to 1 single woman. No wonder their pissed off.:rofl:

 

[Shaun Tucker]

Eddie,

I think the ratio is 10 men to 1 single woman. No wonder their pissed off.

That there's funny, i dont care who you are. :bwahaha:



I've noticed a lack of muslim population in our little sport trac community here... hmm

 

[Andy Cabrera]

Hmm, this may be a good alternative. Instead of BLOWING themselves up!

 

[Robert Thomas]

Being a Muslim has nothing to do with being a suicide bomber. It's a little known fact that all they do is get a bunch of young men together and do a extensive explanation of the prostate gland and what happens to it when they get older. Then they are offered them a bunch of virgins now. It's a no brainer for young men. Muslim extremest just figured it out.



:cry::cry::cry:

 

[Kevin Lang]

Being a Muslim has nothing to do with being a suicide bomber.

I thought that the virgins were only available to muslims who detonated themselves & killed "infidels" in the process?



Don't think Osama's offer goes out to non-muslims...



(Based on numbers, it seems that being muslim has a fair bit to do with being a willing suicide bomber, as the vast majority of publicly known bombers were muslim. I can't think of 5 who weren't.)



Also, if the whole virgin thing is really important to them, which it must be as they keep hyping it, then I don't see how they can rationalize killing themselves for 72 "guaranteed" virgins over the course of infinity.

 

[Roger Batts]

Didn't they get the memo? It doesn't say 72 virgins, it says 72 Virginians!



:bwahaha:

 

[Steve McKellop]

:bwahaha::bwahaha::bwahaha: