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<blockquote data-quote="biznaga " data-source="post: 542127" data-attributes="member: 61005"><p>Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting. Here's one of the things I did.</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Now that I'm retired, I try to have a little fun each day.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="biznaga , post: 542127, member: 61005"] Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting. Here's one of the things I did. I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. Now that I'm retired, I try to have a little fun each day. [/QUOTE]
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