On the 6th day God created.....

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Gerry Mac

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On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada . It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians??"

"Not really," replied God. "Just wait and see the winters I am going to give them.



Gerry Mac

 
Gerry Mac:



That's funny! LOL! What little I've personally seen of Canada, it is everything you say. And, I've yet to meet a Canadian I didn't like.



'07 ST:banana:
 
Ah yes, the famous Cana-flationary zone! Do you think you can do anything about the "snooty" french people there? Otherwise, never met a Canadian I didn't want to shoot. Oops, I meant, I didn't like. Sorry, Bob :haveabeer:
 
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