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Gary DiPietroSr

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A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the

heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named

"Governmentium." Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,

75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an

atomic mass of 312.



These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.



However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with

which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes

one reaction to take over four days to complete, even if it would

normally take less than a second.



Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay

but, instead, undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the

assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.



In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since

each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming

isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists

to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain

quantity in concentration; this hypothetical quantity is referred to as

"Critical Morass." When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes

Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as the

Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.





 
AMEN......I work with municapalitium. Half the size of governmentium and twice as slow. The biggest Danger of Municpalitium is the way in which it radiates. Its specific weight increases as it descends a slope. Gaining speed and momentum and can have a severly detrimental effect by the time it reaches the bottom of the slope.



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