My coworker had a rough night last night and she hit the fan this morning at work when she didn't have a hair clip to put her hair up (the ladies will understand how this can be the staw that breaks a camel's back). So, she felt compelled to give a detailed explanation of what happened to her hairclip and in the process give a male-oriented lesson on how to fix and unclogged vacuum. Enjoy!
This is how you use a hairclip to unclog a vacuum hose.
1. find a hairclip that will work. Invade your wife's meager beauty
supplies. Find the one that is long and works like a flamingo beak.
2. Dismantle the entire vacuum so that you can access the clog. Never mind
that the clog is in the hose where it easily disengages from the vacuum. You
must cover all bases and take apart the entire machine.
3. Discover that you can't find the correct tools to dismantle the vacuum.
Go downstairs and tear apart the broom closet, and fling all of its contents
into the family room. Leave for wife to pick up.
4. start to unscrew every screw in the vacuum. Put screws and parts into a
pile.
5. Gain access to clog. Shake and curse at the tube until clog is where it
can be reached.
6. Ignore the tools that you found in the broom closet to retrieve clog. Use
handy clip from wife's supplies.
7. Grab clog and pull.
8. Curse when it comes out in pieces. Keep grabbing and pulling.
9. Once clog is removed, put vacuum back together. Curse yourself for not
labeling screws or parts.
10. Go online to print out owners manual.
11. Curse when owners manual says in big bold letters DO NOT REMOVE SCREWS
FROM MOTOR PARTS
12. Disregard manual. The writers had no clue what they were doing anyways.
13. Put last screw in place. Disregard leftover parts.
14. Test vacuum. Curse when the vacuum blows air out instead of sucking air
in.
15. Kick vacuum
16. Wife puts gauze and cream on bleeding foot. Wife fixes vacuum with no
extra parts. (it's a good thing husband did the hard work first)
17. While wife is fixing, limp to wife's supplies to put hairclip where it
was found. Surely wife will be proud that you put it away after using it.
18. Watch tv and pass out.
This is how you use a hairclip to unclog a vacuum hose.
1. find a hairclip that will work. Invade your wife's meager beauty
supplies. Find the one that is long and works like a flamingo beak.
2. Dismantle the entire vacuum so that you can access the clog. Never mind
that the clog is in the hose where it easily disengages from the vacuum. You
must cover all bases and take apart the entire machine.
3. Discover that you can't find the correct tools to dismantle the vacuum.
Go downstairs and tear apart the broom closet, and fling all of its contents
into the family room. Leave for wife to pick up.
4. start to unscrew every screw in the vacuum. Put screws and parts into a
pile.
5. Gain access to clog. Shake and curse at the tube until clog is where it
can be reached.
6. Ignore the tools that you found in the broom closet to retrieve clog. Use
handy clip from wife's supplies.
7. Grab clog and pull.
8. Curse when it comes out in pieces. Keep grabbing and pulling.
9. Once clog is removed, put vacuum back together. Curse yourself for not
labeling screws or parts.
10. Go online to print out owners manual.
11. Curse when owners manual says in big bold letters DO NOT REMOVE SCREWS
FROM MOTOR PARTS
12. Disregard manual. The writers had no clue what they were doing anyways.
13. Put last screw in place. Disregard leftover parts.
14. Test vacuum. Curse when the vacuum blows air out instead of sucking air
in.
15. Kick vacuum
16. Wife puts gauze and cream on bleeding foot. Wife fixes vacuum with no
extra parts. (it's a good thing husband did the hard work first)
17. While wife is fixing, limp to wife's supplies to put hairclip where it
was found. Surely wife will be proud that you put it away after using it.
18. Watch tv and pass out.
