Bill V
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From the Late Show with David Letterman's website's weekly Top Ten contest...
Top Ten Rejected Catch Phrases For Martha Stewart's "Apprentice"
10. "You're not even worth a pack of smokes!"
9. "You're like a cherished vase: you're hand-crafted, glazed, put gently into a kiln, and, subsequently, fired"
8. "The apron don't fit, so you must split"
7. "Your souffle has fallen"
6. "If I were still in prison, I'd shank your bitch ass!"
5. "I'm sorry, but I'm divesting myself of you quicker than ImClone stock"
4. "You're flambe'd!"
3. "Get out of here before I cut ya!"
2. "As we say on the inside, 'Lights out, *******!'"
1. "Go baste yourself!"
Top Ten Rejected Catch Phrases For Martha Stewart's "Apprentice"
10. "You're not even worth a pack of smokes!"
9. "You're like a cherished vase: you're hand-crafted, glazed, put gently into a kiln, and, subsequently, fired"
8. "The apron don't fit, so you must split"
7. "Your souffle has fallen"
6. "If I were still in prison, I'd shank your bitch ass!"
5. "I'm sorry, but I'm divesting myself of you quicker than ImClone stock"
4. "You're flambe'd!"
3. "Get out of here before I cut ya!"
2. "As we say on the inside, 'Lights out, *******!'"
1. "Go baste yourself!"
