OT Joke for Monday

[biznaga]

Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a marriage with equal roles for equal partners.



So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!"



Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it. "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"



Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached."Here, my love, enjoy!" Jill looks at the plate and says, "You scrambled the wrong egg."

 

[Fred]

:lol::lol: She's starting early.

 

[Kevin Palmer]

I kind of knew where this was going,,,, but had to read it to get to the moral of the story... LOL

 

[Nelson Atwell]

John should just let her make her own breakfast...

 

[Kevin Palmer]

Even if he would have spun the plate around, she STILL would have found an issue...

 

[Darrel Chaney01]

Oh man, the truth hurts. :lol:

When a guy I know gets married, I give him my sympathy.

jokingly of course, and yes I am married, since 1976. Oh man thats loooong.

 

[Roy Smith]

If she don't like those eggs,he sholud use a plunger!!!Pack theme babies home,and yes I've been married since '92.By the way I like my eggs scrambled and don't need the plunger!!!

 

[user 62394]

"John thought this would be a marriage with equal roles for equal partners."



I thought that was the punchline.



Rocks