From a friend and intended as humor:
GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
Crawford, Texas (AP) - A tragic flood this morning destroyed the
personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the
presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both books have been
lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated as he
had almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.
GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
Crawford, Texas (AP) - A tragic flood this morning destroyed the
personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the
presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both books have been
lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated as he
had almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.