OT: Top Ten Cool Things about Global Warming

[Bill V]

Regardless of your thoughts on the whole subject of global warming, I thought you might enjoy these. From the "Late Show with David Letterman"'s weekly online "Top 10" contest:



Top Ten Cool Things About Global Warming



10. "Mild" hot sauce now labled as "Medium"

9. New iPod has built-in Slushie machine

8. Baghdad water park now burqa free!

7. Amusing news stories about idiots who break their legs diving into evaporated swimming pools

6. David Hasselhoff eats only ice cream off the floor

5. Chances are, Matthew McConaughey may never need to put his shirt back on

4. New Jersey smells better under water

3. Your $8 cup of Starbucks coffee will stay warm for a month

2. Letterman studio audience expected to thaw by 2050

1. When Paris Hilton says, "That's hot," she'll sound smart

 

[Nelson Atwell]

Miami Beach will be flooded, but the fjords of Norway are more beautiful anyway.



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[A K]

Miami Beach will be flooded

Sweet. Move Philly one up on the ugly list!!!

 

[Johnny O]

I live in PA, I'm fine with global warming. Maybe people will move back home if Florida ends up underwater.

 

[Bill V]

JohnnyO--On the other hand, many of them would probably think that Florida, even underwater, is still nicer than much of PA. J/K!