OT--Top Ten Dumb Guy Ways to Slow Down Global Warming

[Bill V]

A fun list from this week's Late Show With David Letterman website's weekly Top 10 contest:





Top Ten Dumb Guys Ways To Slow Down Global Warming



10. Reverse fans on all greenhouses to keep the greenhouse gas in

9. Kill all them iceberg-eatin' penguins

8. Report all temperatures in Celsius

7. Ban Hot Pockets

6. Get rid of Eva Longoria 'cause that girl is hot!

5. Send a rocket to blow up the sun

4. Step one: unzip pants. Step two: insert ice

3. Stop Paris Hilton from calling everything "hot"

2. Tell your Energy Secretary he's doing a "heck of a job"

1. To hell with stopping it! More girls in bikinis!

 

[Eric Pennal]

I love it!



Thanks, Bill.

 

[Richard L]

How about if everyone on the sunny side of the planet jump up and down to force the earth a few thousand miles further from the sun??? :wacko:



...Rich

 

[Nelson Atwell]

RichL,



Good point, and there is already a plan to do just that (see the link below). July 20th is the Anniversary of the first moon landing, so perhaps that is why they chose that day to jump. :blink:

 

[Stephane Bolduc]

So the first thing I'll do in the morning of the 20th at 6:39:13 am, is to jump out of my bed and my part will be done!:lol:

 

[Chris Kulbaba]

Is that for real? Hahahaha...

 

[Chris Kulbaba]

The world cant even organize a plan to cut back on polution, you think a silly web page is going to organize 600,000,000 people to jump around at the same time?



Looks like they got lotsa traffic...



Ill have to setup a World Jump Day II that jumps the other way