Andy Chase
Well-Known Member
A man took his dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
They decided to grab a bite at the food court.
the man noticed his dad was watching someone sitting next to him
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange & blue - and his dad kept staring at her.
The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.
When she'd finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing his Dad, the man quickly swallowed his food so he wouldn't choke on his response - he knew his dad would have a good one!
In classic style, his dad responded without batting an eyelid:
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
They decided to grab a bite at the food court.
the man noticed his dad was watching someone sitting next to him
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange & blue - and his dad kept staring at her.
The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.
When she'd finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing his Dad, the man quickly swallowed his food so he wouldn't choke on his response - he knew his dad would have a good one!
In classic style, his dad responded without batting an eyelid:
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
