Everyone forgot the easiest one....."Tastes like chicken."
Cookie Monster, "Chicken, bird, it's all the same. Just doing what the Chik-fil-A cows have brainwashed me into." http://www.chickfilapressroom.com/eatmorchikin.asp
Bert appears to be entranced as he thinks, "Ummm, giblets." (I'll just end that one right there)
And then Count said, "I love leftovers. One Big Bird w/lettuce & mayo sandwich, a-a-a-a, two Big Bird w/lettuce & mayo sandwiches, a-a-a-a, three Big Bird....."
Oscar stated, "Freakin' whiny bird never shut up anyways. And that imaginary friend (Snuffy), please, what was he on anyways to think he kept seeing a big hairy elephant like thing! If it was real we would eat it to. Dibs on the trunk!"
New TV show. Lost.....On Sesame Street, only the strong survive.
If he was going to be Buffalo style - he would be 'Big Birdski' but taste like a huge chicken wing.
In the South, they would deep fry his a$$.
Ok, enough for now.
JT#14