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Look up S.O.L. in the dictionary and this might be the picture!



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When I was granted three wishes, I wanted to have a big gun, be on a safari campout and be Lying around, not to have a Lion around me!
 
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Elmer Fudd -- no longer dumbest hunter in recorded history . . .



"Be very very quiet, I'm hunting - - - doh!"



"Wabbit season" -- Daffy

"Duck season" -- Bugs

"HUNTER SEASON!!" -- Mr. Lion



Book he's reading, "Lion Hunting for Dummies"

Lesson 1: Pointy-end of bullet goes in first, towards barrel.

Lesson 2: Point rifle (barrel end) towards lion.

Lesson 3: Make sure lion is not between you and your rifle.

Oops!



Mr. Lion thinks to himself, "wonder if hunter tastes like chicken?"



 
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Not sure why, but the guy alone in the tent holding a magazine made me think of bad things...







Caption: Reginald's mother told him that that worst thing that could happen from his "alone time" was that he would go blind....boy was she wrong!



 
This is one of those "I hope the photographer has a gun" pics. In any case, here goes:



"Oh, this says its a male lion and they don't do the hunting"
 
"No animals were harmed in the making of this picture. The HUNTER, however . . . "



At least he put out his campfire.



How can I get my lawn that green (minus the brown sport left by the hunter)?



Hunter's only chance? If it is one of the Detroit Lions!

(Sorry, have a lot of time at lunch today!)



 
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