The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army

[TomT]

This has been around for a while but it's well worth seeing again. If you've never seen it, I promise you will laugh your ass off.

 

[Dre L]

I'm at 50 and laughing too hard to keep going while at work.

 

[Dingo]

My favorite: 100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.

 

[shawn stonbraker 2]

That's some funny stuff there. I myself have sent "new recruits" for a box of "grid squares" and "headlight fluid".

 

[Roy Smith]

I have been out of the U.S.A.F. 30 years ,we had some of these then!!!

214-I am not a Jedi and do not carry a lightsaber in my pants!!! Funny to watch if in the a bar and totally blasted !!!:lol:

 

[Ryan Schaecher]

101. I am not allowed to mount a bayonet on a crew-served weapon.

Aw come on! Can't you see a Pattern 14 Enfield Bayonet expertly mounted to a M249 or Mk60 Mod 1 with some duct tape?