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By these standards....I'm such a failure. Amazing how time changes things.



The Good Wife’s Guide

Housekeeping Monthly

May 13, 1955



Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.



Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.



Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.



Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house before your husband arrives.



Gather up schoolbook, toys, paper etc and then run a dust cloth over the tables.



Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.



Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and face (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasurers and he would like to see them playing in their part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Thy to encourage the children to be quiet.



Be happy to see him.



Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.



Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first – remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.



Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.



Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.



Don’t greet him with complains and problems.



Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.



Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.



Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.



Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.



A good wife always knows her place.

 
yeah...my wife is TOTALLY like that.NOT...I don't think I'd like it one bit if she were. I married a dynamic intelligent woman, NOT a robot. If our egos clash it's because we're equal partners with strong wills and our relationship is sturdy enough for both of us to speak our minds.(At least that's what she told me I should say):p
 
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Thank God for the Bra burning days or us gals would STILL be in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant :) :D;):lol::p
 
My wife (Georgia) would definately take issue with most of those. I also notice that we could take issue with some of the termonolgy (verbage) used; i.e. gay has a totally different meaning today.



In nobodies defense, things do take on a different perspective when your retired. :D
 
My wife put that on our fridge a while ago to give her something to laugh at.



Rodger said:
i.e. gay has a totally different meaning today.

Hey, the Flintstones were having a "gay old time". I kinda wonder about the Skipper and his "little buddy" on Gilligan's Island though.
 
My ex was the complete opposite of this...



She would greet me at the couch, tell me to cook dinner, hand me the kid, and then go to the room for a nap...I'd spend the rest of the evening cleaning up the mess she created during the day. It was good for my career though -- I'd stay at work late anytime they needed me so I wouldn't have to go home. :angry:
 
I have three older sisters( 27, 28 and 30) and a gf that would rather be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen then working for a living, and If I can afford to pay all the bills and have a housewife I wouldnt stop her, I dont agree with all of the points in 1955 but I am only 25 and was raised very old fashioned as were my sisters and as long as they are respected they would be more than willing to keep up the house and cook all the meals everyday. But like another post said " opinions are like a**holes, everyone has them."



Dallas
 
"Ward, if you have a bad day at the office, you can't take it out on the Beaver."

Yes, June really said that.
 
Here it is adapted for the 21st Century:



The Good Wife's Guide



Rewritten in the Millennium Century year of 2005

by Yvonne M. Prince ([email protected])



· Have dinner ready. Be sure he has good, easy to follow directions to the quality restaurants that deliver curbside. This way when he arrives home he'll have exactly what he wants for dinner and it will be ready when he arrives and you get fed too. You can be a dear and call in the order. We know how he doesn't like to do that.



· Prepare yourself…a good cocktail will work.



· Be a little gay (we now know this means happy) The cocktail will relax you and you'll appear to be happy when he arrives



· Clear away clutter today this means turn the computer off and the tv on and kick stuff out of the way to make a straight path to the tv. That's all he'll notice.



· Gather up schoolbooks…dust over the tables. Clearing the table off is a nice touch for that special meal he's bringing home. Put everything on the chair you don't use or in the clothes dryer (be sure to empty onto the top of the dryer when you decide to use it).



· Over the cooler months…. turn the heat up a little and give him brandy in his coffee…after you've made yours. It's nice to share.



· Prepare the children. At least try to know where they are. Someone has to take out tonight's dinner containers. Minimise all noise…let them eat in their rooms.



· Be happy to see him.. This may take several cocktails.



· Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him….more cocktails.



· Listen to him. This should be getting easy now after several cocktails.



· Make the evening his. …never complain if he comes home late…try to understand his world of strain..blah blah blah It's already his; he's coming home with a great dinner and if he's late make sure he knows how to use the microwave to reheat; if he really comes home late and without dinner have your dinner delivered and eat without him (just be sure he pays for your dinner when he does get home). No need to try to understand his world of strain, you were out there all day too.



· Your goal: peace, order and tranquility…. Wouldn't we all like that? Keep the kids in their rooms, hire a cleaning service and those cocktails are making everything tranquil. If you meet these for yourself then he will be able to renew himself in body and soul too. If it works for you, it'll work for him.



· Don't greet him with complaints and problems. Now that you have eliminated your need to talk to him then peace and tranquility are still working. Just email him your complaints and problems and he can deal with them at work tomorrow.



· Don't complain if he's late for dinner (we've already gone over this) or even stays out all night. Hell, no, this is not "minor". If you come home then he'd better come home. If you have to deal with the kids and everything at home then he does too. If he continues staying out all night then just smile (keep him off guard) and let your lawyer take care of him! (This is 2005 ladies)



· Make him comfortable. Be sure to let him know where the remotes are. It may not work but you can tell the kids, dogs and cats that they are in his favorite chair (you tried) as you settle into your chair.



· Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice. As the cocktails really kick in; toss his pillow to him, tell him to be sure he takes his shoes off at the door and your voice is already low, soothing and pleasant (alcohol can do that).



· Don't ask him questions about his actions…blah, blah, blah. Remember he is the master of the house ….You have no right to question him..more blah, blah. Welcome to the Millennium. You do not need to ask anything; that's what GPS, micro transmitters and hidden cams are for away from ho
 
I suspect that the millenium version attitude is shared by millions of current day wifes. But I also suspect that most husbands actually yearn for the 1950s version or at least something a little more attentive than the millenium wife. Thus the high divorce rate. I am serious.



Go ahead, label me!



TJR
 
TFR,



I would have to agree with you. Womens Lib, IMO, increased the divorce rate and bad children.





Tom
 
My wife, a degreed engineer and stay home mom prefers the 1955 version. We are 27 years old (28 tomorrow!!) and prefer the slower pace of things. That's not to say that every night she has dinner ready (I cook about 1/3rd the time) or the table clean (half or more of the junk on the table is mine) and the living room is not always clean (though she does an excellent job) she usually greets me with our daughter in tow with a smile (usually).



She is the best. Too bad she never looks at this site or I may be getting an early b-day present (if ya know what I mean ;);))
 
As a woman, I prefer a mix of both to be honest. Yes, women's lib did screw up a lot (I completely agree). However, I wouldn't want to live in a world as described in the 50's rendition simply because it's one sided. Don't get me wrong, I play a good housewife. I usually cook dinner every night (Scott cooks about 1/5 of the time), but I LOVE to cook. We both take an equal share in the chores and we are each other's best friend outside work and our house. Mariage should not be looked at as legalized slavery IMO. You marry someone because he/she makes you happy. I wonder how brainwashed women had to be in the 50's to truly believe they were happy. To be honest, it does make me happy to serve Scott and see how happy he is to relax and enjoy life...but he gives just as much happiness back to me each and every day, if not more, just with his smile, compliments and fulltime support.



I love my life and I wouldn't change it for anything. Heck why wouldn't I? Scott lets me buy whatever I want for my ST. :rolleyes:
 
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