Todays golf funny

[EddieS'04]

One sunday morning a pastor woke up to a beutiful day. He decided to call the church and say he was sick.

He grabed his golf clubs and headed to a course out of town. Hoping to not be seen.

All the while his gaurdian angel was following him. The angel was so mad. He asked God to punnish him.

On the first tee. The pastor hit a beutiful drive. Landed on the the green an rolled in the cup. This infuriated the angel. He asked God what kind of punnishment is that. This pastor is playing hookey Lord, he said.

Then on the second tee. The pastor put just the right spin on the ball. It hooked to the right perfectly. Landed on the green and rolled into the cup.

Now the angel was inraged. He said, God 2 holes in one. Are you going to punnish the pastor.

God answered back. " I have, who is he going to tell, about it " :rofl:

 

[swshawaii]

LOL Ed! Not having a "witness" after one "Ace" would be a bummer.



At least he didn't have to buy two rounds of drinks at the clubhouse. :grin:

 

[Mike Dziubina]

I am from a family of 4. 3 of us have hole-in-1's. my dad and I both have a hole in one on the same hole (#17) at our country club. my brother has 2 hole-in-1's, one at a short par 3 at our country club, and another at hole #13 at pebble beach's "spanish bay" golf course in cali. He now plays golf for UCONN. :banana:

 

[Bill V]

I have a hole-in-one as well. It was on the par 4 #16 at Lilli-Putt in Coon Rapids, MN. Hooked it through the windmill just right.