Today's Humor--July 26th

[Joe Willey]

The ture meaning of employment ad terminology



"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.



"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.



"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.



"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.



"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.



"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.



"Must have an Eye for Detail" - We have no quality control.



"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" - You will need to replace three people who just left.



"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from anyone out there. Your first task is to find out what is going on.



"Requires Team Leadership Skills" - You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.



"Good Communication Skills" - Management communicates poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.

 

[Chet 02]

Hey...I worked at that place...



Chet

 

[Chris Youakim]

I heard a couple of those when i was applying for a job here and dam are they right on. i have like 5 bosses each giving me a different type of work.:lol:

Nice One.



Creef412

 

[Kevin Palmer]

These are only funny because they are so true.....

 

[Scott Tanner]

Hey, I WORK at that place now!!

 

[EddieS'04]

Sounds alot like the place that laid me off last year....

 

[Rodger Tellefson]

Yup, gotta be able to laugh at ourselves.