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Gary DiPietroSr

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Three friends from the local congregation were discussing what they would

like friends and congregation members to say about them at their funeral.





Jim said, "Well, I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband,

a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

John commented, "Yes, yes, I would like them to say I was a wonderful

teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."



Warren retorted, "Frankly, I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'

 

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