Todays Joke

[EddieS'04]

There were once two brothers called William and Wayne. Will was 12-years-old and his little brother was three.



The neighbors noticed they always went around together. If William went down to the ballpark, his little brother would toddle along behind him. And when Wayne went to playgroup, his older brother would come and sit there with all the toddlers.



One neighbor thought this was really strange, so one day he leaned over the fence and asked the boys' mother why they were so inseparable, even though they had nothing in common.



"Well," the mother replied, "Didn't you know? Where there's a Will there's a Wayne."



CORNY HUH!

 

[Roger Batts]

:banghead: :bwahaha:

 

[David Ponder]

Good grief.. Sorry Eddie, but that one was a stinker... :boohoo:

 

[Andy Chase]

That's similar to this one:



There were too little twin boys who were given up for adoption. There names were Amal and Juan. The birth parents worked it out with the foster parents that they would get updated pictures of their kids every 6 months. Well 6 months go past and the birth parents are sent a picture of 1 kid, and on the back it said "Juan. 6 Months" So they decided to call the Foster parents to see if they could get a picture of Amal. All the Foster mom could say was, "Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!":bwahaha:

 

[Jerry Gerner 2]

:rofl::bwahaha::haveabeer:

 

[Bill V]

Almost as bad as the old "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs..." jokes. You know:



...sitting on your doorstep? Matt.

...in your mailbox? Bill.

...floating in the river? Bob.

...two of them hanging above your window? Kurt 'n' Rod.

etc...



Or the one about the young kid who was asked what God's name is. He responded "Andy". When asked why he thought that was the name, he replied that in Sunday school, they had sung a song about God, and it said, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me..."



Or the one about Jose, the Mexican baseball fan in the 1950's whose dream was to see his favorite team, the Milwaukee Braves, in the World Series. He spent days riding his burro to Milwaukee, only to find out when he got there that he couldn't find a ticket available anywhere. Dejected, he was heading out of the parking lot when a cop saw him and asked what was wrong, and he told his story. "Well," said the cop, "the base of the flagpole here is located outside the stadium. I bet if you climb up the pole, you'll be able to get a great view of the game without a ticket." He thought this was a great idea, climbed the pole, and watched the game. Afterwards, he ran into the same cop, who asked him how it went. "Great!", he replied, "and EVERYONE in the entire stadium was so polite to me! To the point where, at one point before the game, everyone in the entire stadium stood up, turned to me, and asked, 'Jose, can you see?'"