Todays Joke

[EddieS'04]

Instructor: "Good morning, class. Before we begin today's lecture, I should like to discover how well you have been tracking the previous material. Miss Warlin, will you stand?"



She stands. "Can ye tell me, which organ of the body achieves 10 times its normal size when it is excited?"



(She stammers, reddens, says nothing.)



"Ye may sit down. Mr. VanBuskirk, can you answer that question?"



"It is the pupil of the eye, sir," he says, then sits down.



"Vurra good. Now, Ms Warlin, I have three things to say to you: One, you have not done your homework; two, you have a dirty mind, and; three, you're in for a big disappointment."

 

[Richard L]

Eddie,

That was funny...:bwahaha:



The tip-off should have been obvious with the statement "10 times its normal size when it is excited"...but to most men's egos, that would be an understatement...:grin:



...Rich

 

[Travis Stevens]

Yea it should be at least 15 times normal size :bwahaha:

 

[H D]

Grower or a show-er. Was that Seinfeld? Friends? I know I got that from a sitcom.

 

[Todd Z]

Thats why women cant parallel park.... They are being lied to about 6 inches....HAHAH

Todd Z

 

[Kevin Lang]

Grower or a show-er. Was that Seinfeld? Friends? I know I got that from a sitcom.

This show probably didn't "invent" it, but the first time that I ever heard that line was in the vintage 2 and a Half Men. Though in the interest of full disclosure I didn't watch those other shows, they just weren't funny to me.



In the defense of the girl, I do not believe that the pupil is an organ. I don't wanna be the one to rain on the parade here, but the thought did cross my mind (the 2nd time through, the first time I was chortling too much to notice :grin.