Toy's and Religion

[EddieS'04]

The Most Toys



We've all heard the "Mantra of Capitalism" -- "He who dies with the most toys, wins." How do other isms deal with the philosophy?



Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.



Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.



Atheism - There is no toy maker.



Anglican - They were our toys first.



Greek Orthodox - No, they were ours first.



Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.



Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.



Polytheism - There are many toy makers.



Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.



Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.



Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys.



B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us.



Amish - Powered toys are surely a sin.



Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.



Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.



Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second....



Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.



Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.



Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.



Confusianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.



Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.

 

[Robert Thomas]

An then the fight started :fire::fire::fire: woops that's a toy to me "Retired Southern Baptist" :haveabeer:

 

[EddieS'04]

I wonder why Islam was left out......

 

[Travis Stevens]

islam- he who blows up the most toys wins

 

[EddieS'04]

"Retired Southern Baptist"

Robert Im retired also. Im pentecostal but 2 yrs ago I was in a baptist church. Presently in a methodist church....go figure....:bwahaha:

 

[Robert Thomas]

I went to a Catholic church 43 years ago. Lot's of getting up and down and I ended up married. Still married, but I didn't feel safe going back again.



:bwahaha:



"Some keep the Sabbath going to church. I keep it staying at home,. With a bobolink for a chorister,. And an orchard for a dome"



Can't remember all of it. Dickerson I think. Had to learn it in High School. Go figure that. Would not happen today.

 

[Robert Thomas]

Here you go



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