EddieS'04
In Memoriam 1950-2022
A Fairy Tale Written by a Man
Once upon a time, a Handsome Prince asked a Beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Handsome Prince lived happily ever after,
and rode motorcycles,
and rode skinny long-legged big-breasted chicks,
and hunted and fished,
and raced cars.
He went to nudie bars,
and dated women half his age,
and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan,
and never heard bitching,
and never paid child support or alimony,
and banged cheerleaders.
He kept his castle and guns,
and ate spam and potato chips and beans whenever he wanted,
and blew enormous farts,
and never got cheated on while he was at work.
All his friends and family thought he was cool,
and he had tons of money in the bank,
and left the toilet seat up all the time.
And he lived, of course, very happily ever after.
The end.
Once upon a time, a Handsome Prince asked a Beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Handsome Prince lived happily ever after,
and rode motorcycles,
and rode skinny long-legged big-breasted chicks,
and hunted and fished,
and raced cars.
He went to nudie bars,
and dated women half his age,
and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan,
and never heard bitching,
and never paid child support or alimony,
and banged cheerleaders.
He kept his castle and guns,
and ate spam and potato chips and beans whenever he wanted,
and blew enormous farts,
and never got cheated on while he was at work.
All his friends and family thought he was cool,
and he had tons of money in the bank,
and left the toilet seat up all the time.
And he lived, of course, very happily ever after.
The end.
