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Gary DiPietroSr

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No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the

difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent

linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of

the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was

the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between

COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE

and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry

the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you

with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

His answer was received with a standing ovation.

 

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