This is all sofa king funny!!!!
Racing lard ass, pathetically-slow-no-matter-what-gizmo that may increase 3 HP - Sport Tracs!!!
The only way a Sport Trac can go faster is if it falls off a cliff! You kids get real! And there are a lot of 30 year old kids on here!
If you *HAVE* to race, please wait until you can afford/build something with *AT LEAST* 350hp/350tq!!! Then take it to drag strip. If you have never heard of anyone dying in a race, then *maybe.........just maybe* it's possible that you're still so wet from the amniotic sac that your eyes aren't fully developed....
And all this moronic nonsense about doing burnouts with a POS engine in a heavy truck, and the only way you can do it is by holding the front brake, that's PATHETIC!! WTF is that all about anyway, you can light up the back tires by holding the brake?
Are you guys for real?
Am I the only one that bought a slug?
News flash!! You guys want cheap HP? Start going to the gym, for every 10 pounds of fat you lose you gain the equivilent of 1 HP!
Start stripping down your Tracs, for every 100 pounds, that's 10 HP!
And stay out of the way? Maybe I CAN'T get out of your idiotic way of trying to prove who has more testosterone! Maybe I'm on my motorcycle, and you lose control and take me with you...
Maybe your doing your stoplight to stoplight runs (that's not racing), and you don't see me on my bike at the stoplight in front of you. You hit me from behind, I get thrown over the handlebars and hit by oncomming traffic. I read too many closed casket stories like this since I frequent motorcycle sites everyday.
Yes I've done my share of stupid crap, imagine a 440 c.i. in the hands of a 16 year old....
I have seen a lot of people DIE from being stupid, even in my backyard 5 years ago. Some 17 y.o. kid got a Vette for his birthday, racing down the street behind my house in a 35mph residential zone, lost it and hit a tree. 500 feet from my backyard. Before the fire department got there he was burned beyond recognition. Top it off he killed the tree. Closed casket.
This is not directed at any one person, so don't get all hell bent out of shape, but if it only makes one person that reads this think twice, then maybe it's a life saved and maybe mine too.