Check Out This Web Site--It's Hilarious!!!

[TrainTrac]

Here's a good time waster for a Monday morning. You can plug in a URL or text and see have it converted to Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, or Hacker. I plugged in the URL for this site and it was a riot!



:lol::lol::lol:

 

[TrainTrac]

I found a couple more of these types of sites. One of them even converts to "Ozzy Osbourne" dialect!:lol:



http://www.thevoicesofmany.com/



http://www.psyclops.com/translator/



http://www.80s.com/Entertainment/ValleyURL/

 

[TomT]

LOL. Mysporttrac homepage in jive:

Sappnin' and welcome! Right on!

De mission uh dis web site be to promote info'mashun sharin' and enjoyment uh de Fo'd Explo'a' Spo't Trac. Co' got d' beat! Here, ya''ll find some weald uh info'mashun about da damn Spo't Trac fum owners, aftermarket suppliers, and automotive endusiasts.



If ya' is researchin' de Spo't Trac cuz' ya''d likes t'steal o' lease one, dere is numerous resources to help ya'. If ya' is already an owna' and wanna customize yo' Spo't Trac, ya''ll find many uh our members is owners who gots already customized deir Spo't Tracs and is happy t'share deir 'espuh'ience. If ya' wanna communicate wid oda' Spo't Trac owners, dis be de place! Right on!



De web site emphasizes usa' homeyly features. On de menu at da damn left side uh de screen, ya''ll see links t' all uh de majo' areas uh de web site. You's may wanna snatch some moment t'read da damn Site Guide, which gives some brief descripshun uh each majo' area. WORD!



Please consida' becomin' some memba' of our Spo't Trac community. Slap mah fro! Dere be no cost o' obligashun. Simply set down a memba' prostash usin' our Members page. You's kin include some link t'yo' own web site o' an image uh yo' Spo't Trac, which gots'ta appear in de Owners Gallery. Slap mah fro! You's'll enjoy memba' postin' privileges in our message bo'd, and future site features dat gots'ta be limited t'site members.



Since dis be an endusiast site and be intended t'promote enjoyment uh de Spo't Trac, we ax' dat everyone observe de followin' guidelines when participatin' in discussions on dis web site, dig dis:

Please treat all contributo's wid respect. Man!

Abusive language gots'ta not be tolerated.

We is all best served by an honest 'shange uh info'mashun and ideas. Consida' yo' input in dis light befo'e postin'.



Also, please note dat commercial advertisin' and offers on dis web site is limited t'our sponso's. Our sponso's help make dis site possible. Please eyeball our web site Terms and Condishuns of Use policy fo' furda' info'mashun. If ya' would likes mo'e info'mashun on sponso' and advertisin' honky codes, email us at info@myspo'ttrac. Co' got d' beat!com.



Danks fo' visitin'. Enjoy de site! Right on!

 

[Jeffrey Travis]

Of course at this point you have to call in Beaver's Mom to translate the jive (ala her role in Airplane) -



"Oh stewardess, I speak jive."



http://www.evtv1.com/index.asp-itemnum-1392



Randy : Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude : Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy : Oh, good.

Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady : Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Jive Lady : Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

 

[Shawn Hennessy]

http://www.gizoogle.com/