Fishing.. joke for today

[Gary DiPietroSr]

A redneck was stopped by a Florida game warden recently with

two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known

for its fishing near The Villages in Centeral Florida.



The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to

catch those fish?"



"Naw, sir", replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there

licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish."



"Pet fish?"



Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let'em

swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back

into these here ice chests and I take 'em home."



"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."



The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said,

"It's the truth Mr Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."



"O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!"



The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.



After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"



"Well, what?", says the redneck.



The warden says, "Well, when are you going to call them back?"



"Call who back?"



"The FISH", replied the warden!



"What fish?", replied the redneck.

 

[mookie]

Good one!:lol:

 

[Woppy V]

B- :blink:

 

[Dallas Starr]

hahahhaa

 

[Rachel Z]

HEY GRANDPA GOOD ONE

 

[Kevin Palmer]

Nice....

 

[Rodger Tellefson]

:lol:

 

[Gene Marshall]

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.

The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."



The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the least I could do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years