Andy Chase
Well-Known Member
Fishing vs. Sex
#20 - No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, youdon't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet .
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fishedwith long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have tofeel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - You will not go blind if you Fish by yourself.
#9 - When hiring Fishing pros, you never have to wonder if theyare really undercover cops.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tellfishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for "fishing harassment".
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have tosubscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily toenjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?!"
#20 - No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, youdon't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet .
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fishedwith long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have tofeel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - You will not go blind if you Fish by yourself.
#9 - When hiring Fishing pros, you never have to wonder if theyare really undercover cops.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tellfishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for "fishing harassment".
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have tosubscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily toenjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?!"
