For us Baby Boomers's

[EddieS'04]

Dress Code for Baby Boomers



Now that the Boomer generation is getting ...um... older, it's time to help them realize that there are certain combinations of things that just don't go together in today's fashion world. Boomers are strongly urged to avoid the following:





Nose rings and bifocals.



Spiked hair among bald spots.



Pierced tongues ...and dentures.



Miniskirts over support hose.



Ankle bracelets with corn pads.



Speedos over cellulite.



Belly button rings near gall bladder surgery scars.



Unbuttoned disco shirts ...showing a pacemaker bulge.



Midriff shirts when you have midriff bulges.



Bikinis when you have liver spots.



Short shorts revealing varicose veins

Inline skates and walkers.



And, very importantly:



Thongs with Depends.



:bwahaha:

 

[Bob McDonald]

LOL Very funny. I like it.

 

[user 64972]

Thongs with Depends.

The mental picture of this is not good....LOL!

 

[Richard L]

Eddie,

Damned, you should have posted this earlier....I have tried them all...:bwahaha:



PS: Thank heavens you did not mention Prune Juice and Gernitol martinis....:grin:



...Rich

 

[Mark K 2]

Robitussin AC (with codeine) in peach schnapps. Sounds a little gangsta, but it's actually a good nightcap for a baby boomer.

 

[EddieS'04]

Mark, I cant do the codeine. I would itche all over so bad. I would'nt sleep for 2 days...:bwahaha:

 

[EddieS'04]

PS: Thank heavens you did not mention Prune Juice and Gernitol martinis....



...Rich

Richard, I do the stool softener route. Once a week.......:bwahaha:

 

[Bill V]

Ankle bracelets with corn pads.

This one depends on the type of ankle bracelet. The ones monitored by your parole officer, you can wear with absolutely anything you want!

:bwahaha: