Jake Levin
Well-Known Member
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
Ineptitude: If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
Insanity: It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.
Inspiration: Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
Intimidation: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.
Irresponsibility: No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
Laziness: Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.
Leaders: Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here.
Limitations: Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
Loneliness: If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
Losing: If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Madness: Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
Mediocrity: It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Misfortune: While good fortune often eludes you, this kind never misses.
Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Motivation: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Nepotism: We promote family values here - almost as often as we promote family members.
Overconfidence: Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
Pessimism: Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
Persistence: It's over, man. Let her go.
Planning: Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.
Potential: Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
Power: Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.
Pressure: It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.
Pretension: The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
Problems: No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them
Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Quality: The race for quality has no finish line-so technically, it's more like a death march.
Regret: It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second
Retirement: Because you've given so much of yourself to the Company that you don't have anything left we can use.
Risks: If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.
Sacrifice: Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
Sacrifice (Temple): All we ask here is that you give us your heart.
Strife: As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.
Stupidity: Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
Success: Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
Teamwork: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
Trouble: Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.
Underachievement: The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
Wishes: When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unl
Ineptitude: If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
Insanity: It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.
Inspiration: Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
Intimidation: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.
Irresponsibility: No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
Laziness: Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.
Leaders: Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here.
Limitations: Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
Loneliness: If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
Losing: If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Madness: Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
Mediocrity: It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Misfortune: While good fortune often eludes you, this kind never misses.
Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Motivation: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Nepotism: We promote family values here - almost as often as we promote family members.
Overconfidence: Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
Pessimism: Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
Persistence: It's over, man. Let her go.
Planning: Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.
Potential: Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
Power: Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.
Pressure: It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.
Pretension: The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
Problems: No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them
Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Quality: The race for quality has no finish line-so technically, it's more like a death march.
Regret: It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second
Retirement: Because you've given so much of yourself to the Company that you don't have anything left we can use.
Risks: If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.
Sacrifice: Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
Sacrifice (Temple): All we ask here is that you give us your heart.
Strife: As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.
Stupidity: Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
Success: Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
Teamwork: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
Trouble: Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.
Underachievement: The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
Wishes: When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unl
