23Ballistic randyvanaken
Active Member
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
>> counter and says. "Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
>> rather have a job."
>>
>> The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
>> just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
>> chauffeur/bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have
> to
>> drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
> Because
>> of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
> her
>> on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
>> You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage, and the starting
>> salary is $200,000 a year."
>>
>> The guy says "You're bullshittin' me!"
>>
>> The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
>> counter and says. "Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
>> rather have a job."
>>
>> The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
>> just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
>> chauffeur/bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have
> to
>> drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
> Because
>> of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
> her
>> on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
>> You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage, and the starting
>> salary is $200,000 a year."
>>
>> The guy says "You're bullshittin' me!"
>>
>> The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
:lol:
