Halmark Rejects

[EddieS'04]

Actual Hallmark Rejects 2

There are a lot of parody "Cards rejected by Hallmark" jokes around. This is one of a series of cards that were really truly actually put forth by card writers in Hallmark's "Shoebox" division ? but rejected by the company ? as reported by the Associated Press.



Wedding & Engagement Card



Front: "Marriage is a bond that is unbreakable except by two-thirds of the population."



Inside: "But it's you top-third couples that give the rest of us hope."



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Get-Well Card



Front: A big happy face.



Inside: "Hi! Welcome back from your coma!"



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Christmas Card



Front: "Spread some holiday cheer."



Inside: "Or drink alone. Who am I to judge?"



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Wedding & Engagement Card



Front: "Did I hear wedding bells?"



Inside: "Or was that the natural disaster siren? Sometimes I get them confused. Whatever it was, it was loud. Congratulations ... or take cover!"

 

[Richard L]

I think for the right people, all those cards would be acceptable....but then, I have a bizzare sense of humor. I thought the Christmas Card was the best..:bwahaha:



...Rich

 

[Kyle Maguire]

now that is a card i would def buy or want to recieve.:rofl: