Help Desk (O.T. humor)

[Rodger Tellefson]

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through immigration.



The INS Officer said, "Mujibar, congratulations, you have passed all the tests so far, except there is one more test to take. Unless you pass this one you cannot enter the United States Of America."



Mujibar said, "I am ready."



The Officer said, "Make a sentence using the words, Yellow, Pink and Green."



The Officer said, "Go ahead."



Mujibar said, "The telephone goes Green, Green, Green and I Pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar."



Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at Verizon's help desk. I just talked to him yesterday.



:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Kevin Palmer]

Sad part, that has GOT to be close to true!!!

 

[Larry Phillips]

Did he ever work at SBC, I think I talked to him once... :lol:

 

[ChrisW Vincent]

Might work for XM's Customer Service also.

 

[Nelson Atwell]

Isn't India the 51st State? :unsure:

 

[Jeff Geist]

no need for mujibar to come to the US with all the outsourcing of work to India. But...that is pretty funny.

 

[Casey B]

Called Bellsouth's DSL support and I think it was mujibar that answered. I asked what state was the support center in and he said, "I don't know, I'm in India." Hooked me up with all the extra info on networking my home without paying the $5 extra home networking fee. Thanks mujibar!

 

[yankeegator]

BUT...if Mujibar is working for Verizon...Who is then watching the Slurpee machine?

 

[Tom Schindler]

Personally, I refuse to talk with someone from India. I demand to speak to someone that speaks english, not engrish.





Tom

 

[Fred]

I have to speak to Mujibar on the phone and ~20 or 30 of his cousins each day. Not for long though, maybe, hopefully.

 

[Bill V]

Caymen, I've talked to a lot of Indian help desk-type personnel who speak much better English than many Americans. They've worked hard to lose their middle-eastern accent to be able to work for the American companies, to where they're far more understandable than anyone from Brooklyn, or the South, or the inner city of any metro area, or....

 

[Tom Schindler]

Bill V,



I still refuse to talk to some one from India. There are plenty of Americans in this country that need a job. Why not give the job to the same people that support your company. As long as we "let this stuff happen" it will continue to get worse.





Tom

 

[Chops]

And this is too funny if you have several minutes.

 

[Fred]

I still refuse to talk to some one from India. There are plenty of Americans in this country that need a job. Why not give the job to the same people that support your company. As long as we "let this stuff happen" it will continue to get worse.

You're right. And it will.

 

[Bill V]

Caymen, from that perspective, I can see your point. (I might not necessarily agree with you, but I can see your point.) Your earlier post had left me under the impression that the primary reason for you not wanting to speak to them was their accent when speaking English. Sorry about the misunderstanding!