A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful
parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00 "Why so
little,"she asked the pet storeowner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first
that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes
it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
anyway. She took it home, hung the bird's cage up in her living
room, and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the
room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a
bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, That's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them
and said, "New house, new madam, new girls" The girls and the
woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the
situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Steve came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Steve."
parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00 "Why so
little,"she asked the pet storeowner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first
that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes
it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
anyway. She took it home, hung the bird's cage up in her living
room, and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the
room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a
bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, That's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them
and said, "New house, new madam, new girls" The girls and the
woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the
situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Steve came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Steve."
