Idiots defined

[Dale Carter]

Morons - http://www.venehammerschlag.com/worldjumpday/



Will they play Kris Kross during the event? Or Van Halen?

 

[Tom Schindler]

That is pretty funny.





Tom

 

[Glenn Lyle]

I just hope they've really done their scientific studies.... like what if too many people jump and it causes worldwide calamites or something.:lol::lol::lol:



What if the earth gets dented in????

 

[Eric Pennal]

LOL!



They will have about as much influence on the earth's orbit as a bacteria would have, jumping up and down on my arm, trying to get me to swerve into the next lane of traffic while I'm driving down the Interstate.

 

[Kerry Matthews]

Awww... C'mon, all ya gotta do is JUMP!





Owwww!



I get up, and nothin' gets me down

You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around

And I know, baby, just how you feel

You got to roll with the punches and get to what's real



Ah, can't ya see me standin' here

I got my back against the record machine

I ain't the worst that you've seen

Ah, can't ya see what I mean?



Ah, might as well jump. Jump!

Might as well jump

Go ahead an' jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump



Ow-oh! Hey, you! Who said that? Baby, how you been?

You say you don't know, you won't know until you begin



So can't ya see me standing here

I got my back against the record machine

I ain't the worst that you've seen

Ah, can't ya see what I mean?



Ah, might as well jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump

Might as well jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump

Jump!



(Guitar Solo)



Might as well jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump

Get it in, jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

 

[Dale Carter]

As a die-hard lover of Van Halen I must say, DLR and Shakespeare are birds of a feather. HAHAHA



DLR's crowning achievement in lyrical "what the?" is Panama.



I met him and all was explained. I'll just say that his "act" is not an act, but his real life 24-7 personality.

 

[David Johnson 2]

If everyone in the world jumped at the same time, the people on opposite sides of the planet would cancel each other out. Thus effectively not causing any change in the orbit of the Earth. However if we all walk clockwise or counterclockwise along a longitudinal axis then we can speed up or slow down the rotation of the Earth. Heck why walk when we can all drive in the same direction. Now that would really speed up the rotation of the Earth, and effect Global Warming along with many other facets of the planets ecosystems.

 

[Travis Munday]

I'd hate to live on Earth with a changed orbit...IF you could live on it that is. Sure there may not be any global warming, but an average air temperature of below 50° or lower isn't exactly ideal either...

 

[Tom Schindler]

The information says that it would be 60 million people in the western hemisphere.





Tom

 

[Bill V]

How about House of Pain, or whatever that Boston Irish rap group was called, with "Jump Around" ?

 

[Dre L]

What if we all fart at the same time? Will we propel the earth to another galaxy?

 

[Nelson Atwell]

600 million folks jumping at the same time? That would be almost everyone in North and South America, wouldn't it? I hope it doesn't work, it is 97 degrees outside today, and I love hot weather.



lol Bill V -- If we jumped during that entire song, we'd shatter the Earth to bits. :lol:



I am not going to jump. I don't think my umbrella coverage would cover the damages caused by the tsunami that would follow.

 

[Dan Otto]

6 Billion people on earth, most can't even drive down the street proper, and a little over 1/2 billion are going to jump earth to a new better orbit. One Better than God almighty (the one who put it perfectly in the right orbit) can do? No! People screwed earth up. The one who set it right says he will repair our screw up . 2Pe3:13. No thanks!! I'll wait for him. People scare me. :wacko:

 

[Kerry Matthews]

Here we go again... Can't we talk about ANYTHING without religion rearing it's ugly head?



Sorry Dan, some of us don't believe that your god had anything to do with anything... I believe in the 'big bang' theory myself. Not that I believe any amount of jumping with change anything either... But go ahead and JUMP! And you're right, some of y'all really scare me!

 

[Eric Pennal]

This should get interesting now . . .

 

[Chops]

Hey Dale I heard Diamond Dave may take Stern's slot in NYC.....Hope so and hope it is carried in S FL!

 

[Kerry Matthews]

All Dave, all night!!!

 

[Jim Reeves]

I'm with you, downunder dan.

 

[Dale Carter]

DLR with a Stern formatted radio /tv show would either kill me with laughter or embarass me to death!!