I'm going to be rich!

[TomT]

Looks like I'm going to be very rich soon. Just got this email this morning. What do you think I should buy with all my money?

Dear Friend,



Compliment of the season to you and do sincerely hope you are fine. My name is Mr. Ivan Yankovic, a representative of a top company executive in Russia.



I have a very sensitive and private brief from this top executive to solicit for your partnership to re-profile large sums of funds.



I will make available the full details later on your response, but in summary, the funds are coming via a bank in Western Europe, and this is a legitimate transaction. You will be entitled to 10% for your "management services", if I am able to reach terms with you.



If you are interested and have the capability to handle huge sums then, please write back via this email [email protected] which should contain your personal telephone, fax numbers, and email address.



Please keep this personal as much as possible, as I anticipate for your considered response soonest.



Regards,

Ivan Yankovic.

 

[Fred]

You lucky dog! :lol: :lol:

 

[user 64117]

I would start out with 07 STs in every color

 

[Pat Freeman]

This is legit. Ivan Yankovic is a close friend of mine. I'd be happy to handle the communication with him as your proxy and match his 10%, giving you a whole 20% of management services.

 

[Pat Freeman]

Norm - I told him you were anxious and he said he will get right back to you. This quick turnaround is worthy of Site Sponsorship!

 

[Paul Maurer 2]

YANKovic- how appropriate!

 

[Collin Lyon]

Over the years, several "oil ministers" of Nigeria have promised me combined over $100M -- I shoulda took 'em up on it. Oh yeah -- go for it!

 

[kil roy]

i usually respond to them with the vice phone number for our local police

and tell them to ask for either



Heywood Jablowme



or



Stu Pidass

 

[Richard L]

It sounds like lucky Ivan changed his name and escaped from all that corruption in Nigeria. :lol::lol:



...Rich

 

[Bill Lukus]

We can joke about scams like this but people do fall for them.My father-in-law ( a retired Judge ) was scamed 13 times with mail and phone offers .Some over Sea's but most in the US. He lost thousands, yet his children could not intervine in his finance's. He had 57 magazines subscriptions and gave to 74 different Charities.If anyone sent a bill or requested money he did that. Some offers look like a goverment document and were legal to ask him for money.Alot of the money was sent through Western Union and the people would recieve their money in a bar or fast food restraunt.

 

[John Zuber]

Tom, you messed up. The message said to keep it "personal"..you just lost 5%!

 

[TomT]

Oh well. 5% of a billion dollars still ain't bad!



Compliment of the season to you!

 

[WXMotorSports DecalsPartsAccs]

This is as good as Qwest saying they can beat my cell provider. But, the seem to run when I saw "And, you going to pay the fees when I break my current contract"...LOL I guess they are trying to "Yank" me...LOL

 

[Frank Marano]

i thought you meant Rich Stern, lol :lol:

 

[Nelson Atwell]

TomT,



I'll be in nearby Poland if you need me to help transport any of that money from Russia.

 

[Jason McKinnon]

It must be for real! After all, it even says in the message that it's a legitmate transaction!

 

[Jorgie Hidalgo]

ive heard of weird al yankovic maybe thats him lmao jp