kidnapped president joke

[Bart Adkins]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.



Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"



"Terrorist kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."



The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon.":lol:

 

[Todd Z]

:lol:

 

[Eric Pennal]

:lol::lol:

 

[Kevin Palmer]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

 

[Tom Schindler]

Bush was sitting in the oval office when his security adviser tells him three Brazilion died today. Bush drops his head and shakes it for a moment. He looks up and says "How many is a Brazilion?"





Tom

 

[nick caceres]

tom, did u mean brazilian? lol

 

[Brian Duncan]

Even though I am a Bush supporter - I will have to admit that Tom's joke is pretty funny :lol:

 

[John Mastrocco]

Bart's joke is a little over the line.



(But then I have this "thing" about burning alive - me or anyone else. Just don't find it humorous and in poor taste.)

 

[Nelson Atwell]

I agree Rocco. Also, the idea of our President being kidnapped isn't very funny either. Maybe I just don't have a sense of humor. :unsure:

 

[Kevin Long]

If it were W and Dick it would be funny.

I can't imagine the high of losing W just to have the depression of Dick being sworn in. It would accomplish nothing!

 

[WXMotorSports DecalsPartsAccs]

If Dick was sworn in he would croak in a week. His heart and the rest of his body don't tick too well.

 

[Tom Schindler]

We all know the reason Bush chose Cheney as VP. Human bullet proof vest.



No one is willing to risk having Dick in office. Not even Osama Bin Laden.





Tom

 

[Eric Pennal]

Wake up guys! Who do you think is running things now?

 

[Rhonda Lewis]

That's kinda sad!!!! :huh: