New From Apple

[TomT]

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.



The iBreast will cost between $499 and $599.



This is a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

 

[Woppy V]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Mike Wilson]

Well, my Wife's birthday is coming up soon!

 

[user 64117]

does the size of the ibreast depend on storage capacity for the music or for cup size

 

[Fred]

:lol::lol::lol: How do you work them?

 

[Thomas Rogers]

Fred, I've been "adjusting the volume" for years...do I really need to explain it to you?



TJR

 

[Mike Wilson]

I'm with TJR,



Anyone with any knowledge of them know they already have a Tone and Volume

Knob from the factory!!!

 

[Bill Ellis]

I've found that randomly adjusting tone and volume at the same time results in some very unusual, yet pleasing sounds.

 

[Fred]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Bill V]

Unfortunately, the volume controls only affect the music...



Does anyone have any pictures of the prototypes?

 

[TomT]

Note: OEM on right and heavily moded on left.



[Broken External Image]:

 

[Aaron Yarbough]

I'll have a set of the modded ones on the left! :lol:

 

[Bill Ellis]

Just remember, they are like ornaments on a Christmas tree..............what do you care about more, the ornaments or the presents under the tree? Think about it.

 

[Aaron Yarbough]

You're right Bill-E, so i'll stick with the modded ones on the left and take my chances with whats "under the tree". After all, that aint a bad lookin tree compared to the lil bush on the right.:lol:

 

[Jason McKinnon]

I'm thinking surround sound....

 

[Thomas Rogers]

EDITED:



Oh, sorry, wrong thread. I saw the picture above and thought this was the "Spring Gobblers" thread.



TJR

 

[Tom Schindler]

I have seen them both in action. Tommy Lee ruined the one on the left.





Tom

 

[WXMotorSports DecalsPartsAccs]

OEM or Modded they BOTH get heavy mileage...LOL